MS Outlook is pretty good at finding spam: not a single email bearing an African name gets through [grin].
I rather like the ones that have Subjects like “Hello dear”, or “Wells Frago grant” – spam that can make me laugh is pretty good, I sometimes think.
But one from today takes the cake:
Hmmm .. shall I open it ? – might it have a genuine offer inside ?
DOWNUNDER WITH BOODZ 
Hmmm … I’m sure it will M-R. How can it not? Haha!
I’ve been getting a lot of Become a billionaire ones lately. So far, I haven’t!
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Bitcoin ? – that’s the bulk of mine ..
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Haha, M-R. Good for you! Hope you bought up before the prices soared!
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Idiot woman ! – can you imagine ? 😀
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Maybe the email tag indicates what they think of us?
It may not be good business but they certainly got your attention, albeit negatively.
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Exactly. Howsomever, I fancy getting my attention and holding it was their intention.
Or was the email just a silent scream of frustration at non-replies ? 😀
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Could have been!
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That’s a new one for me – and good for a grin over coffee!
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Spam is so awful that any raising a grin relieves the dreariness amazingly ! 😀
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Hehe. My latest bombardment is constant offers to cure my baldness — which as you know is a terrible affliction upon me. 🤨
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I do, I do .. I remember well our discussion regarding your alopecia ! [grin]
At least you get spam you can be scornful of; but quite often mine is about weight loss. And it causes me to wonder who in the spam world knows .. 😀
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It’s everywhere! Yuck! I now get Spam from Russia, and fortunately my Spam filter gets most of it, but it unnerves me, because I don’t know WHY I’m getting it, and since I can’t read any of it, I don’t have a clue what it’s about in the first place. Nuisance!
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Agreed, Debra ! – if I ever look at what I’m left to delete, I am totally bewildered by it.
Who would ever read it ??
Today I had a “Dearest beloved in Jesus” – hope they don’t think that’ll appeal !!! 😀
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